8 p.m. - Pigalle in Paris, a Sunday evening.At a time when night falls and where the frenzy of the weekend gives way to the blues of the mouth of the wood, a strange crowd freshens in front of "the caroussel" in the 9th.This old cabaret, erected between a kebab and an Asian massage shop, tries to dominate the street with its huge blue facade and its golden lanterns.Freaks atmosphere for the Miss Cougar 2013 election.Young girls covered from foundation in glitter dresses damp the entrance.Coming for the election of Miss Cougar, I think I am wrong.I approach one of the bimbos, double of Nabilla, ultra -blacky eyebrows in addition."Isn't that too vulgar?"" How to say…
In fact, the election of Miss Cougar will take place, but at the same time as that of Miss Exclusive, in which almost Nabilla participates (yet another declination of Miss Nationale), and that of Miss Petite (for less than 1, 70m).Friends and lovers of these beautiful waiting wisely in front of the door of the cabaret, from cash in hand.It's 70 euros to eat a song and see the idols of an evening scrolling.
Testosterone 8:30 p.m. - Three women, older and less wise than this crowd, get out of the cabaret door and take place on the sidewalk, visibly annoyed.Thesedames go on cigarette.They complain of a "catastrophic organization" and the lack of means of the ceremony.Barely a mini-mogle and toilets to change, to share with the 77 candidates present on the three competitions.There is only one hairdresser and only a makeup artist for all girls.And above all we only served them a small salad and a ice cream.Marylou, 63, little sad brunette, botox lips, exclaims: "You have to be vegetarian"."At the same time, we don't pay, so it's normal that we don't have the same meal as customers" puts Anna, 48, a spicy and sexy brunette with laughing eyes.
Another disappointment for Miss: the cancellation of the election of "Mister Lionceau", scheduled for the same evening.According to Marylou, the most disappointed, the press would be responsible for it."She compared the operation to a dating club".Of the worst effect for the organizers.“It lacks testosterone here!»Pleasure Anna."We were replaced by the lion cubs with mini-miss, it sucks," said the young woman who is disappointed by this unfair competition.
It lacks testosterone here!
Mister Beauf 9:30 p.m. - The doors finally open.The interior of the cabaret breathes the bouges of the 70’s.A small square room, covered with triangular mirrors, and red hangings with rhinestones.Red, rhinestones, reflection of red, reflection of rhinestones.We are dizzying.Once the spectators have been installed, tightly tight, facing their Picard entrance, the show can start.A dalida dual transvestite, probably almost as old as the cabaret and matching its curtains, presents the ceremony, visibly jaded.
10 p.m. - Jury members attack the salmon, while the curtain opens.Among them, a "film producer who came specially from Cannes" (rather specialized in Optic 2000 ads, in fact), Miss France 1996, the Miss Cougar 2011 and 2012, and finally a "photographer", with whom we wouldn't darenot stay alone in a minute in the same metro wagon.The "exclusive" and mini miss start their parades in dress then in a bikini, the cougars will pass after, in the evening dress.The organizer of the event, Michel Leparmentier, a sympathetic sixties, comments their passages with about as much class as an exhibitionist roads on the A6 motorway.To a candidate, bus driver by profession, he launches "Ah!"I would like to be a bus ", with a drunk smile and the air satisfied."Gentlemen, the members of the jury, choose it well.I spend two weeks with her in Izmir for the Miss Exclusive Monde competition ».Class !
Gentlemen of the jury, choose it well.I spend two weeks with her in Izmir for the Miss Exclusive Monde competition!
Catho-Versaillaise 10:45 pm-After around twenty gravelly jokes, many flayed names and comments of the type "It's the suburbs in force this evening", or "it represents the sun of the islands" about a black of the Yvelines, cougars can finally enter the stage.They are only seven, aged 41 to 63 years.The experience no doubt, they are much more relaxed than their young comrades of Comèt ’.Claire, the oldest, as wrinkled as tanned, tried a "Catho Versaillaise" type look completely in tune with the times.But as soon as she entered, she lets go on Billie Jean de Michael Jackson.Young spectators ignite.The evening really starts.Place to the following competitor.
10:55 p.m. - France, 62, blonde, enters the scene.A beta but friendly smile rides her face.With her look as a dynamic young granny, one wonders how she found herself in such a trap.She even seems not to be very aware of the definition of the cougar woman: “No, I am not interested in young men.Finally, the opportunity has never presented itself."Marylou, the following candidate, dressed in a simple nightie, would be cougar without his own free will:" It is not my fault, without wanting it, I attract younger men!»»
"It's not my fault, without wanting it, I attract younger men!»»
Trash-tv 11:05 p.m.-Caroline's turn, 45, blonde (on) made up, (on) neckline, perched on huge heels.She is the cougar of the evening.She presents herself to the microphone as an American reality TV candidate would do."You have surely already seen me on M6, NRJ12 or other TNT channels".Has its hunting board, almost everything that France has programs of animal documentaries in human fauna.She "hunts everything that moves, below 25 years".She screams with pride: "I was born cougar".At this advanced hour of the evening, blinded by the Red Strake, we no longer even try to understand.We assume bad-trip, as under the effect of a too dosed cardboard.A few seconds later, she balances that she wants to "transform the image of the cougars, from vulgar and trash into sexy and glamor".
11:15 pm - and as if the candidates were not surprising enough, we had to add to the competition a hearing loss.Hilly, she parades, under the comments still as classes of Michel: "Long live the deaf-mutes, long live the cougars".There, it turns squarely at the gore ...
11:35 pm - Christelle, met outside, goes on stage with a small end scarf that she rubs on her body, before offering it to a stunned young man, in charge of the organization of the event.She is collection secretary."Me, it is the young people who cover me".Class.Chills in the audience.Even Michel seems embarrassed.
Long live the deaf-mutes, long live the cougars!
Winner 00:30 - The time of the charts is like the evening.A miss.Christelle confirms her title as a second runner -up.Veronique, the cougar of the TV, takes second place.And Marylou, the little female brunette, grieved by the organization, is designated Miss Cougar.She doesn't immediately understand what is happening to her.After a few seconds, she finally smiles.She goes up with difficulty on the highest step of the podium, failing to break the femur pass.Barely a few flashes dazzled his wet eyes, than Michel Balbutie than he was wrong in the calculations!In fact, it’s the TV cougar that would come in the lead.Marylou is only the first runner -up.Disgusted, she descends from a walk.Exchange of scarves, crowns, smiles against anger.Bitter taste, strange images, jaded creatures.
It is 1 a.m..Young people go home with the miss and disappointed.Only cougars, old Dalida and some staff members still dance on stage and pose for group photos.Michel, still inspired, screams in his microphone: "Better than in Saint-Tropez!Better than in Cannes!Miss Cougar 2013 at Caroussel!»»
